You can help me celebrate the fact that THIS IS USA, as opposed to JAPAN.
Today, on this Independence Day, I order you to act like an American Anime Character.
-Remember to replace simple Japanese pronouns and random words with AMERICAN ones.
-Blond hair isn’t necessary, but it can often help.
-If you have trouble gaining acceptance, claim that you are in fact Half-Japanese.
-TALK AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE.
If you’re still not up to the task, I instead ask that you observe Americans in the wild.
I love that the English is not done by a native English speaker and they can’t pronounce everything correctly.
Allow me to add a few points to your list:
-If you’re an American woman in anime, you aren’t complete without gigantic, back-breaking tits (and blond hair, but you said that already).
-Shoot at anything that moves, and don’t listen to that sixteen-year-old Japanese sergeant; this is YOUR mission, for the love of God and George Washington.