I’ve been dreaming anime dreams recently, and this one might be one of the best by far.
I was playing mahjong with a bunch of Yakuza guys, looking like they came straight out of a Fukumoto manga. I get a hand, and it’s a really good hand. I could probably get into tenpai in one or two tiles. I think, “Yeah I can definitely win with this.”
Then suddenly the guy on my right gets up. He then comes over, puts a scoop of chocolate ice cream on my plate, and looks at my tiles.
“Hey!” I say to him. But then I see his confident look, and realize that those are the rules. Then I look at my plate and realize that aside from the chocolate I just got, I also have strawberry and vanilla on my plate (as well as some orange sherbert on the side). There I thought, “My Neopolitan Combination is ready. Just you wait!”
So yeah, ice cream mahjong. I think it’ll be big.
LMAO! Glad I’m not the only one having weird anime dreams and the nerve to post them online lately lol. I love the imaginary look I have for that guy’s face as he all-too-confidently lays that ice cream on your shit.
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Did you just make a Shotgun Golf joke?
Most obscure joke I’ve picked up on this week.
Shotgun Golf was invented by Hunter S. Thompson and Bill Murray.
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